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Ingredients
Homemade Tortilla Chips
Corn tortillas
1 gallon canola oil
Kosher salt
Guacamole
3 small ripe avocados
1 clove fresh garlic
small red onion, minced
1 lime
1 tsp toasted and freshly ground cumin
Kosher salt
Freshly ground pepper
jalapeo, finely choped
2 Tbsp cilantro, finely chopped
Pickled Jalapeos
8 jalapeos
2 cups white vinegar
2 cups water
4 smashed garlic cloves
3 Tbsp kosher salt
cup plain white sugar
Taco Beef
1 lb ground beef
onion, finely chopped
cup chicken stock
Kosher salt
Freshly ground pepper
Taco Seasoning
1 Tbsp chili powder
tsp ground cumin
tsp ground coriander
tsp ground garlic
tsp dried oregano
tsp cayenne pepper
Queso
2 lbs sharp cheddar cheese, grated
2 lbs pepper jack cheese, grated
2 Tbsp butter
2 Tbsp flour
1 cups cold milk
8 ounces sharp cheddar cheese
can Rotel tomatoes and chiles
The Nachos
Homemade tortilla chips
Hand-shredded cheese
Taco beef
Homemade queso
Black beans
Chopped white onion
Chopped tomato
Homemade pickled jalapeos
Homemade guacamole
Sour cream
The Naco Redemption
8 ounces sharp cheddar cheese, grated
1 Tbsp corn starch
1 cup evaporated milk
cup pickled jalapeno brine
Tortilla chips
Tortilla
Taco beef
Method
Homemade Tortilla Chips
Carefully cut the corn tortillas into tortilla chip shapes.
Dry the tortillas in a 200F oven for about 10 minutes. After 5 minutes has passed, take the tortillas out of the oven and flip each tortilla for maximum dryness. Alternatively, let the tortillas sit out out overnight until they are thoroughly stale.
Once dry, place the chips into one gallon of canola oil at 350F on the stovetop for 1 to 2 minutes. The chips will continue to darken after cooking. While the chips are still hot, season them with kosher salt. Repeat this step with the remaining tortillas. Then, drain the chips on paper towel lined baking sheets.
Guacamole
In a medium bowl, combine 3 small ripe avocados, 1 clove of crushed garlic, of a small minced red onion, the juice from 1 lime, 1 teaspoon of toasted and freshly ground cumin, a pinch of kosher salt, a few twists of freshly ground pepper, of a finely chopped jalapeo, and 2 finely chopped tablespoons of cilantro.
Using a fork, mash the combination together until it is relatively smooth. Scrape down the sides of the bowl and cover with plastic wrap, making sure to press it down directly onto the surface to prevent browning. Place in the refrigerator for later.
Pickled Jalapeos
Cut 8 jalapeos into thick slices. For a quick pickling brine, into a medium saucepan, combine 2 cups of plain white vinegar, 2 cups of water, 4 smashed cloves of garlic, 3 tablespoons of kosher salt, and cup of plain white sugar.
Bring the mixture to a boil over medium-high heat and whisk until the sugar and salt are dissolved. Add the jalapeos, turn off the stove, and give the mix a stir. If you happen to see any garlic cloves that have turned blue, dont fret because it is totally normal. Set aside and allow the jalapeos to cool.
Taco Beef
In a saut pan, brown 1 pound of ground beef until it is barely pink in the center. Let the fat pool on one side of the pan and add of a small finely chopped onion into the fat. Sweat the onions for about 2 minutes prior to tossing with the beef and seasoning it (see seasoning method below).
Allow the spices to mix for about 1 minute before pouring in cup of chicken stock. Season generously with kosher salt and freshly ground pepper. Let it reduce for another 2 to 3 minutes until it is thick.
Taco Seasoning
On top of the beef, add 1 tablespoons of chili powder, teaspoon of ground cumin, teaspoon of ground coriander, teaspoon of ground garlic, teaspoon of dried oregano, and teaspoon of cayenne pepper.
Queso
In a large bowl, hand shred 2 pounds of sharp cheddar cheese and 2 pounds of pepper jack cheese. Avoid using pre shredded cheese because it will prevent maximum melting.
To make a roux, in a large saucepan on low-medium heat, add 2 tablespoons of butter and 2 tablespoons of flour once the butter is foamy. Whisk and cook together for about 1 minute before slowly starting to stream in 1-1 cups of cold milk to prevent lumps.
Once it has cooked for about 2 minutes and it is a thick consistency, add 8 ounces of sharp cheddar cheese and whisk until melted. Drain a can of Rotel tomatoes and chilies and then add of the can to the mixture for some color as well as a nice kick. Season generously with kosher salt and make sure the mixture is melted and smooth.
The Nachos
On top of the first layer of chips, add a generous sprinkling of your hand-shredded cheeses, a cautious sprinkling of your taco meat, and a drizzle of your queso. Then, add a sprinkling of black beans, chopped white onion, chopped tomato, and a few of your homemade pickled jalapeos. Repeat this step three times on top of each layer of chips.
Place your plate of nachos onto a rimmed baking sheet and bake for 20 minutes at 350F. Once 20 minutes has passed, top everything off with sour cream and your homemade guacamole.
The Naco Redemption
In a separate bowl, combine 8 ounces of hand-shredded sharp cheddar cheese with 1 tablespoon of corn starch.
Then, to a small saucepan, add 1 cup of evaporated milk and cup of pickled jalapeo brine. Stir constantly over medium heat until the cheese is melted and starts to resemble a thick nacho cheese. It may look a bit lumpy at first, but just keep stirring and it will eventually smooth out. Note that the cheese will coagulate quickly, so move as fast as possible.
Place a few broken tortilla chips on top of a tortilla. Cover the broken chips with cheese sauce, taco beef, and more cheese sauce.