Who doesn’t love a good hilarious pun? While some might venture into dad joke territory, for the most part, food puns are hilarious gags that make food that much tastier. Ok, you can’t actually eat a food pun, but after reading this list of yummy and funny food puns we have no doubt your stomach will be rumbling with hunger.
Just like how food brings everyone together, these food puns will have you and your mates laughing out loud. Some use clever wordplay, some are just silly, others are cute food puns while many will have you shaking your head, but all these food jokes will put a smile on your dial.
168 Funny Food Puns Sure To Make You Hungry
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134 Classic Puns
1. It was nice to meat you.
2. Have an egg-cellent day!
3. If your man doesn’t appreciate your fresh fruit puns, let that mango.
4. You’re my soy mate!
5. Lettuce us celebrate!
6. Every morning I think I’m going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
7. Another one bites the crust.
8. Thyme is money.
9. You are practically pearfect in every way.
10. Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener.
11. Doughnut take us lightly.
12. Oh crêpe!
13. I love Melon DeGeneres! She’s my favorite wok show host.
14. The path of yeast resistance.
15. Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.
16. You’re soda-rn cute.
17. Do you remember the song that went “Blurred limes… I know you want it…”
18. Pickle for your thoughts.
19. Okay, okay, let’s cut to the cheese.
20. You butter believe it.
21. A salt with a deadly weapon.
22. I only have pies for you.
23. Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
24. You’re incrêpable.
25. What did I do wrong? I’m so corn-fused…
26. Batter up.
27. Thanks for pudding up with me.
28. In pizza we crust.
29. Robert Brownie Jr. is my favorite Marvel superhero actor.
30. Good morning Viet-nom!
31. Nothing beets being home with you.
32 Oh my, that pub’s interior is so brew-tiful.
33. It’s nacho your problem.
34. What the hell am I doughing here?
35. Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout!
36. In whiskey years, you just got more delicious!
37. Muffin compares to you.
38. I’m a weirddough.
39. Time fries when we ketchup.
40. I heard The Carbdashians really love their bread.
41. You’re the ripe one for me.
42. I doughnot belong here.
43. This may sound bananas but I find you a-peeling.
44. You’re a real pizza work.
45. I hope you find inner peas.
46. Pitcher us, together forever
47. I’m kind of a big dill, you know.
48. You have me wonton more.
49. She believed she could, sushi did!
50. I’m sorry I didn’t go on stage, I’m a little chai.
51. That guy is raisin the roof with his talents.
52. Salami-get this straight.
53. I love you from my head tomatoes.
54. Never settle for being medi-okra.
55. Oreo gonna kiss me or what?
56. You look radish-ing today.
57. Iceberg! Straight ahead.
58. Oh crab! It’s Monday…
59. I have so mushroom in my heart.
60. Pasta la vista, baby!
61. You’re berry cute.
62. I miss you a waffle lot.
63. Penne for your thoughts.
64. Not all heroes wear crêpes.
65. Chill today, hot tamale.
66. It feels like you don’t carrot at all.
67. Don’t go bacon my heart.
68. The thing that I value the most is friend-chip.
69. Berried alive.
70. My heart beets for you and only you.
71. Well, well, well. Would you look at the thyme?
72. If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.
73. Spending a lot of time at the coffee bar can cause a latte problems.
74. When I get mad, ice cream!
75. You butter back off, pal.
76. Cake is just bread that believed in itself.
77. I love you s’more each day.
78. You’re barbecute!
79. I get a little chili.
80. Thank you very matcha for your compliments.
81. I cannoli have eyes for you.
82. Udon worry, be happy!
83. Who is your favorite Wu-Tang Flan member?
84. Stay up-beet.
85. The worst nightmare I’ve ever had is when I was berried alive.
86. Don’t leek my secrets.
87. You’re so absinth-minded!
88. There’s Polenta go around.
89. Everything’s gonna brie alright.
90. Getting up early in the morning is just the wurst.
91. We make a beautiful pear.
92. I’m never gonna run around and dessert you!
93. You’re simply the zest.
94. Here’s my number, so Kale me maybe?
95. Life doesn’t get feta than this.
96. Y’all bready for this?
97. You have some major brownie points.
98. Bean there, done that.
99. You’re a has bean.
100. All John Lemon wanted to do was make the world a butter place.
101. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.
102. Turnip for what?
103. That’s my jam.
104. Olive you.
105. I’m just nuts about you.
106. Never make plans with croissants – they’re so flakey.
107. You’ll always be my best-tea.
108. Every older generation says that the younger ones should be grapeful and value their thyme.
109. We go together like biscuits and gravy.
110. I don’t believe you. You’re an impasta.
111. I’m just feeling a bit melon-choly.
112. I have so mushroom in my heart.
113. You’ve stolen a pizza of my heart.
114. Cheesy puns make me all gooey inside.
115. You are one tough cookie.
116. Soda think you can help me out?
117. Pretty peas?
118. You’re shrimply the best!
119. Kiwi be friends?
120. Nothing is impastable.
121. Squeeze the day.
122. Watch out, I practice carrote.
123. That’s what cheese said.
124. Girl, peas.
125. Gouda luck.
126. Miso happy pho you.
127. You’re the apple of my ribeye.
128. I don’t feel like forking. Wanna spoon instead?
129. How are you peeling?
130. Raisin the roof.
131. Avo good day.
132. Let’s live apple-y ever after.
133. I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.
134. Chop it like it’s hot.
34 Question and Answer Puns
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135. Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.
136. What do you call a sad raspberry? A blueberry.
137. Fried shrimp are always angry. They have a hard time controlling their tempura.
138. What kind of music do avocados listen to? Guac ‘n’ roll.
139. One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. I think it’s the Chopin board.
140. What do you say to a sad salad? Don’t kale my vibe.
141. The ocean spoke to me once when I went surfing. It asked, “Water you doing?”
142. Why didn’t the avocado go alone to the dance? He thought it would be guac-ward.
143. What did the sundae say to her husband? I’m never gonna run away and dessert you!
144. Why is it pointless to keep secrets from a bottle of wine? Because it will eventually hear them through the grapevine.
145. What happens when veggies throw a party? They get a DJ to turnip the beet.
146. The two herbs that met in the garden are now dating. Some things are just mint to be.
147. What’s a dessert’s favorite pick-up line? Pie like you berry much.
148. Carbonated drinks love playing sports. They like getting fizzy-cal.
149. What happened after the cantaloupe won the lottery? It became a melon-aire!
150. Eggs are great comedians. They’re always telling funny yolks.
151. Why don’t cows make good private investigators? Because they refuse to go on steak outs.
152. What do you call the king of vegetables? Elvis Parsley.
153. A chocolate cake went to the Sahara and was never heard from again. It was lost in the dessert.
154. What day of the week do potatoes love the most? Fry-day.
155. Do you know a pickle’s favorite folk singer? It’s Bob Dill-lan.
156. What did the dinner roll say to the cream cheese? You butter back off, pal.
157. Control your tempura, please! This kind of beehive-ior will not be tolerated.
158. What type of candy is never on time? Choco-late.
159. The police found a dead woman in a bathtub full of milk. They suspect a cereal killer.
160. What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles!
161. What did the hot dog say to his wife? I mustard-mit, I relish you!
162. Why did the two melons wait to get married? Because they cantaloupe.
163. What did the grapefruit tell her daughter on the first day at her new school? Juice be yourself.
164. Historians just uncovered a lost novel by Charles Dickens. It’s called Grape Expectations.
165. What do pirates go in search of? Berry treasure.
166. The price of candy at the movie theater is ridiculous. They’re always raisinet.
167. What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? Pulled-Pork.
168. Why does everyone like to hangout with a mushroom? Because he’s a real funghi.
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